22 Annoying Things Every Single Person Is Tired Of Hearing

In a parallel universe, being single or committed could make as much difference as wearing sandals or shoes. But sadly, it is not so in our universe – and that too in a country which survives more on romance than food.

This post has 22 points, one less than the total number of years I have been single, which is basically my entire life. If this burden (read: stigma) is not heavy enough to carry, here are 22 statements that make things worse for me, and many others like me.


You are such a perfect guy! How come you don’t have a girlfriend?

Maybe your standards are too high…

Not really. How is it that I have a friend like you then?

You should try Tinder. I met my girlfriend there.

Don’t you ever get lonely?

No bro, I have a life which simply doesn’t revolve around one single person.

It’s high time, bruh! You don’t want to be the only one left out.

It’ll happen when you least expect it.

So now I am expected to expect it the least. Nice!

So, do you like anyone?

Don’t you miss having someone whom you can share your day with?

You’ll be a great boyfriend.

Thanks. When are you dumping your guy then?

When was the last time you went out with someone?

See, she got such a hot guy. You had a good chance with her. Why did you ruin it?

Thanks. That helped.

They don’t deserve someone as good as you.

See, this is why no one really dates you.

If you don’t want to tell me whom you’re seeing, it’s totally fine. I get it.

Getting tagged by some or the other friend everyday in dank single memes.

Aren’t you worried you won’t be able to have kids?

Seriously, dude? I think you should grow up.

You want me to hook you up with one of my friends?

No thanks!

Once you stop searching, she will appear in front of you.

You must try OKCupid. It’s way better than Tinder.

I feel so sorry for you.

You know what your problem is …

Dude, what are you doing with your life?

I am working on my passion, building my future, mastering my mind, connecting with my core. I am becoming a better person, you as****le. *breaks into tears*

Huff! It feels so good to vent out my frustration. Maybe I could make a list of hundred things the next time.

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