You know how we dream about what our lives would be like if we hung out with celebrities on a daily basis?
How we wonder if anything would be real around them.
This guy just made them dreams come true.
Go on. Live Vicariously through Average Rob.
$2000 Ball Slap
We all have friends who LMAO before checking if you’re okay, don’t we?
No Pants Day
When you try on a trend that just seems highly inappropriate on you.
Hanging by the band.
I wonder if he would prefer the inverted kiss to this?
Family Portrait Day
When the theme for the family portrait is birthday suits.
The Romance of the Century
I wonder if they would have died if he’d been on the raft as well?!
Bad Gal RiRi
She is called ‘Bad Gal’ for a reason. Bitch better have her money.
Look What You Made Me Do?
Men. Need we say more?
The Calvin’s come off right after the picture. You ready Rob?
How can anyway not be wide awake around Margot? HOW?
Everyone Misses The Obama’s!
As I said, literally all of us!
Still Gaga over Gaga, Rob?
Werk Werk Werk
Age is just a number, no?
24 K Magic
24K is under them bubbles.
The 7th Friend
Wasn’t the same without him.
One of the leaked emails maybe?
Hopefully the White House has more stringent checks in place before hiring newbie’s.
Rob and Ivy Park?
Even the nails have to be perfect before meeting Beyonce.
We’ve got so many paper deadlines coming up next month… So when @BadGalRiri and I arrived at the library today, all seats were taken. But that didn’t stop us from doing our work work work work work work. Who needs a chair and a desk anyways? #BootySoSoft #Rihanna #Revolutionary #Tetris #9Gag #LadBibleThis #Fuckjerry #TheFatJewish
Needs ‘Coming Soon’.
The address should have read ‘Castle on the Hill’.