22 Times Tumblr Left You Helplessly Hungry But We Won’t Do That


The panna cotta sat with stoic smugness. It’s Matcha body jiggled just enough to signify that it had set perfectly. Flaunting its delicate sheen was a mere afterthought. Right next to it, sat the cinnamon dusted churros, a bowl of steaming Pho and some mean pork chops. It was a table of delight, set to woo kings and nymphs.

“Temptation,” thought the panna cotta, “was no plain word.” The humans would salivate of course, but prior to that they would sigh, marvel, drool and ogle. The feast was set and there was no going back thereafter.

Then came in, Tumblr. A jolly bloke who was hired by the county of gluttony. He looked the part: dressed in all black, a bowler hat sporting his furrowed face, all set to let the tummies of the world grumble with his food game.

Here’s 27 times that we got some serious foodgasms, thanks to this guy:

When it gave us the laziest noodles that were oh-so-slurp-worthy.

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When it got us a strawberry shortcake straight out of a fairy tale.

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When a Banana Bundt Cake redefined badass.

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When THAT* homemade Margherita Pizza stopped us in our tracks.

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When that Honey Dijon Garlic Chicken made us do the Harlem Shake.

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When that Chicken Khao Soi put Beyonce’s fame to shame.

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When those Sweet Pickled Chilli and Lime Ribs spelled LOVE.

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When the Totcho Supreme Burgers had us singing “Where have you been all my life.”

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When those Churro waffles gave us swag lessons.

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When that plate of Classic Spaghetti All’Amatriciana understood our feelings.

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When you see a salad so fine that you consider turning healthy, just this one time.

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When strings of cheesy pasta are all you need to have a good day.

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When happiness is maple glazed pork chops.

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When an Ossobuco Gremolata is all you need to get turned on.

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When the Spicy Shrimp and Cauliflower and Mash Roasted Kale was winking at us.

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When THOSE* Spring Roll Bowls had us doing the moonwalk.

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When the Garlic Parmesan Grilled Chicken Wings walked right in.

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When THAT Dark Chocolate and Salted Caramel Truffle Tart left us dumbfounded.

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When cooking those Chinese Chicken Wings will make you feel like Kylie Kwong.

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When Donna Hay’s Quinoa Crusted Fish and Sweet Potato Chips had us grooving.

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When those Strawberry Shortcake Grilled Doughnuts called for a Monday party.

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When the simple pasta risotto brought a lot of cheers.

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Anyone hungry yet?